hey all,
I just finished my weekly trip to Walmart and witnessed a small child being beaten in front of the entire world. And it was awesome. I watched the kid call his mother a stupid dumb Bit@h when he could not have a toy. No sooner then I could think it, the mom's hand reared back and swung across his face. Instant gratification.
Everybody is afraid to hit their kids in front of crowds. I don't have any yet but I don't know why parents are afraid. So my question is, if it is illegal to hit your kids, how about a law for child punishment when the accused is found guilty? Much like capital punishment but without the dying and for little kids. Like a public canning at the school in front of all his/her peers so that they will never be bad again? Am I alone here? Are you sure you haven't thought that?
-YkYtT
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Monday, October 4, 2010
Every Want to Throat Chop A Stranger?
OK, get this,
Walking to school today I noticed an elderly woman trying to unfold her umbrella. Figuring that I knew a little about umbrellas, I offered to help her out and she thought I was going to rob her or something. Not only did she yank it from my hands but I got the finger.
Like I said, you know you've wanted to do this. Maybe not to an elderly person but it was close. So, instead of throat chopping someone, what would you do?
--YkYtT
Walking to school today I noticed an elderly woman trying to unfold her umbrella. Figuring that I knew a little about umbrellas, I offered to help her out and she thought I was going to rob her or something. Not only did she yank it from my hands but I got the finger.
Like I said, you know you've wanted to do this. Maybe not to an elderly person but it was close. So, instead of throat chopping someone, what would you do?
--YkYtT
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Final Nail In The Coffin
Hey All,
Got something interesting. I have a buddy and is on a weekend trip right now. Turns out that he is not only having a blast but some random women is too. I know what you are thinking. My friend got hooked up right...wrong. This women stole his card information and went on a spending spree. Final nail in the coffin about women and shopping.
First thing that I thought of is how to track her down and get the money back. Reassured that the bank would find MY MONEY wouldn't be enough for me. Isn't human (animal, because that's what we are) instinct to want revenge? I thought about being able to spend the other persons money. No more than what they stole, but the catch would be to have the offender sit in front of a computer screen, telling him/her what I just bought and for how much!
Wouldn't that be awesome? Them watching their savings for little billy's college fund be spent on 138 kit kat bars? The best part is that its a surprise much like it was for you! So, how would you get back at the assailant?
--YkYtT
Got something interesting. I have a buddy and is on a weekend trip right now. Turns out that he is not only having a blast but some random women is too. I know what you are thinking. My friend got hooked up right...wrong. This women stole his card information and went on a spending spree. Final nail in the coffin about women and shopping.
First thing that I thought of is how to track her down and get the money back. Reassured that the bank would find MY MONEY wouldn't be enough for me. Isn't human (animal, because that's what we are) instinct to want revenge? I thought about being able to spend the other persons money. No more than what they stole, but the catch would be to have the offender sit in front of a computer screen, telling him/her what I just bought and for how much!
Wouldn't that be awesome? Them watching their savings for little billy's college fund be spent on 138 kit kat bars? The best part is that its a surprise much like it was for you! So, how would you get back at the assailant?
--YkYtT
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Boy Scouts and Their Popcorn
Hey all,
My wife and I sold one of our cars this morning and went to the bank to deposit the money. Wouldn't you know it. Its that time of the year again. When boy scouts and their parents stand outside the doors of food stores, gas stations and banks. Its hard telling those little boys politely to f*ck off isn't it?
I wish that I could strangle some of the parents too. They look at you with a smile that ruins the rest of your day. You know the one, the smile that says your and ass for not supporting my kids troop. Well when I was in the scouts we worked for their money. We didn't sell food like the girls did. You know you've about how to interupt their speech about new sleeping bags or tents so they would never try to sell popcorn to the public again. So how would you do it?
-yKyTt
My wife and I sold one of our cars this morning and went to the bank to deposit the money. Wouldn't you know it. Its that time of the year again. When boy scouts and their parents stand outside the doors of food stores, gas stations and banks. Its hard telling those little boys politely to f*ck off isn't it?
I wish that I could strangle some of the parents too. They look at you with a smile that ruins the rest of your day. You know the one, the smile that says your and ass for not supporting my kids troop. Well when I was in the scouts we worked for their money. We didn't sell food like the girls did. You know you've about how to interupt their speech about new sleeping bags or tents so they would never try to sell popcorn to the public again. So how would you do it?
-yKyTt
Friday, October 1, 2010
License to drive but not to reproduce.
Hey all,
Just walked through the door and found myself in the middle of a conversation. My mother found a patient, that she was in charge of, throwing her newborn child out of the bed and onto the floor. Now the story goes that the baby threw up/spit up on the new mom and startled her, but does this cause you to throw a new life across the room like a cat or lap dog? Then again, who throws a dog or cat? So I ask you: should people have to get a license to reproduce? Can it be taken away if the situation arises (DUI, drug abuse, no money)? Or, is it really our place to decide?
I can't be the only one who has thought of this-YkYtT
Just walked through the door and found myself in the middle of a conversation. My mother found a patient, that she was in charge of, throwing her newborn child out of the bed and onto the floor. Now the story goes that the baby threw up/spit up on the new mom and startled her, but does this cause you to throw a new life across the room like a cat or lap dog? Then again, who throws a dog or cat? So I ask you: should people have to get a license to reproduce? Can it be taken away if the situation arises (DUI, drug abuse, no money)? Or, is it really our place to decide?
I can't be the only one who has thought of this-YkYtT
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